Yo Momma Joke 37 Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab! Yo mama so stupid, she sold the house to pay the mortgage.
Yo mama so ugly, she steps in front of the mirror and it shade-rd into pieces.
You're so ugly, you have to put a bag on your head to get your dog to hump your leg You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.